• August 2011
  • FIREBALL

    August 13th, your word is: FIREBALL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POu2qwM7PaQ

  • VENDETTA

    August 14th, your word is: VENDETTA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SQPIeVoL5k

  • HORIZON

    August 15th, your word is: HORIZON. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0dni5BM2gc

  • SOMETHING

    August 16th, your word is: SOMETHING. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzv7OO9JLao

  • QUICK

    August 17th, your word is: QUICK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAPo5C6kEqY

  • WHITE

    August 18th, your word is: WHITE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5_aXjAbA0

  • HOUSEBOAT

    August 19th, your word is: HOUSEBOAT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GsXPycxshI

  • DESTROY

    August 20th, your word is: DESTROY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhn5T02lPLg

  • DUDE

    August 21st, your word is: DUDE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRQRno1j-Y

  • WORD

    August 22nd, your word is: WORD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNlhmyxT7Ks

  • MISTRESS

    August 23rd, your word is: MISTRESS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1jPv3OZEZc

  • SUPPLE

    August 24th, your word is: SUPPLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubVOVxCrzTM

  • MACHINE

    August 25th, your word is: MACHINE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ7le-HeN0Y

  • YOU

    August 26th, your word is: YOU. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgMRV8IKNM

  • TURN

    August 27th, your word is: TURN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsf7snbIWFY

  • WANT

    August 28th, your word is: WANT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q70HqW0_CJs

  • EAT

    August 29th, your word is: EAT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd_PS4w9nr0

  • POCKET

    August 30th, your word is: POCKET. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPVfPTY_R8U

  • ROD

    August 31st, your word is: ROD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnECMxlwxjg

  • September 2011
  • EGG

    September 1st, your word is: EGG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyl2JmSfqfc

  • HAPPY

    September 2nd, your word is: HAPPY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvMJlnSyWI8

  • MOM

    September 3rd, your word is: MOM. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9XETSU7Kzg

  • CLICK

    September 4th, your word is: CLICK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dER_MpFH8I

  • POKE

    September 5th, your word is: POKE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZwFfstfkp8

  • SEXY

    September 6th, your word is: SEXY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8mc6sJmBYU

  • CITY

    September 7th, your word is: CITY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi41yDNxwLA

  • TOUCH

    September 8th, your word is: TOUCH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHHmYIT2IWw

  • WORTH

    September 9th, your word is: WORTH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGzVr7mQMCk

  • FRIEND

    September 10th, your word is: FRIEND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMwr7rYt4HA

  • COW

    September 11th, your word is: COW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57RA_FzWjHo

  • WINDOW

    September 12th, your word is: WINDOW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wr9fxMVors

  • HERE

    September 13th, your word is: HERE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1JSf0eeHqU

  • WORTHY

    September 14th, your word is: WORTHY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCcQgE9p8U

  • DIRT

    September 15th, your word is: DIRT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxdQ-4Ym3xk

  • SIR

    September 16th, your word is: SIR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMCv9AaKK4c

  • LAWYER

    September 17th, your word is: LAWYER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V0FmEKriqk

  • WIN

    September 18th, your word is: WIN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipYrh44SpCg

  • STEAL

    September 19th, your word is: STEAL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC8K2yYHmgo

  • FRONT

    September 20th, your word is: FRONT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ys0zUBrJY0

  • IMAGINE

    September 21st, your word is: IMAGINE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmFclAZo4fA

  • BIG

    September 22nd, your word is: BIG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPfSseMdaQ

  • NEXT

    September 23rd, your word is: NEXT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_n9WSkcJyQ

  • BEEKEEPER

    September 24th, your word is: BEEKEEPER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n24C0h7QmnY

  • OBLIVION

    September 25th, your word is: OBLIVION. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yASYDXLdpvU

  • LOVE

    September 26th, your word is: LOVE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnj46GYdats

  • NEWS

    September 27th, your word is: NEWS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPC89uG4wxQ

  • NAP

    September 28th, your word is: NAP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC4p0xgKasA

  • REMIND

    September 29th, your word is: REMIND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeSQh9zri0g

  • JUST

    September 30th, your word is: JUST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw9f4BXT6pA

  • October 2011
  • HEY

    October 1st, your word is: HEY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J_cVXStUTw

  • BFF

    October 2nd, your word is: BFF. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4tgjKDJN_k

  • PROFOUND

    October 3rd, your word is: PROFOUND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDx6Wq9Es9k

  • TROUSERS

    October 4th, your word is: TROUSERS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqZOb7LZNik

  • DOWN

    October 5th, your word is: DOWN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eHAbLgfw50

  • PEOPLE

    October 6th, your word is: PEOPLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0S0jEjyoYs

  • COTTAGE

    October 7th, your word is: COTTAGE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax2zFoJjfjM

  • PUDDING

    October 8th, your word is: PUDDING. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbXkcAQ3nw

  • TEAR

    October 9th, your word is: TEAR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1HnPXSYQ2E

  • DROP

    October 10th, your word is: DROP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRVOUIWR4CM

  • PERPENDICULAR

    October 11th, your word is: PERPENDICULAR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7MYfTdniKY

  • SQUEEZE

    October 12th, your word is: SQUEEZE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2PCnJgJq7w

  • HUG

    October 13th, your word is: HUG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQinmvZ_oc

  • BUDDY

    October 14th, your word is: BUDDY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQDE1x1AT9s

  • THREE

    October 15th, your word is: THREE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic4o-OP6CZw

  • PRIME

    October 16th, your word is: PRIME. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BegnM6et0pw

  • FERMENT

    October 17th, your word is: FERMENT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFn8LuK2riM

  • UP

    October 18th, your word is: UP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EybHVrVii74

  • EVIL

    October 19th, your word is: EVIL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBPUWPk8XKg

  • COCK

    October 20th, your word is: COCK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGuZc4VN7aQ

  • LANDSCAPE

    October 21st, your word is: LANDSCAPE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb7O4KRUteU

  • COVER

    October 22nd, your word is: COVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGB_984J8J8

  • THAT

    October 23rd, your word is: THAT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p5ElIJJX6A

  • INSTANTANEOUS

    October 24th, your word is: INSTANTANEOUS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vi_bY67SS0

  • LICENSE

    October 25th, your word is: LICENSE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnRa10Rf4Q

  • SALT

    October 26th, your word is: SALT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uo_n2BVGdE

  • EROTIC

    October 27th, your word is: EROTIC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YQiShjuOU

  • HOBBY

    October 28th, your word is: HOBBY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j5xZNKyyiI

  • PRICE

    October 29th, your word is: PRICE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEgDo36p4I

  • REFRESHING

    October 30th, your word is: REFRESHING. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA_B_kU9dpc

  • RACE

    October 31st, your word is: RACE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-EoPkUaHcg

  • November 2011
  • BANG

    November 1st, your word is: BANG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISSAuCJuMg

  • ABJECT

    November 2nd, your word is: ABJECT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI_E8_0VBvc

  • BANAL

    November 3rd, your word is: BANAL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJSDFZ97r8g

  • PERIOD

    November 4th, your word is: PERIOD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vM5mtKnIYA

  • COAST

    November 5th, your word is: COAST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7ymtkcz0lc

  • MATTER

    November 6th, your word is: MATTER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOra6TtUe4

  • LITTLE

    November 7th, your word is: LITTLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZ-zJ8lgsA

  • WATCH

    November 8th, your word is: WATCH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_l5pEOBk-8

  • HOG

    November 9th, your word is: HOG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWoRwxFNp4

  • BOTTLE

    November 10th, your word is: BOTTLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXaCFUNKFgM

  • POTATO

    November 11th, your word is: POTATO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnDMGUap868

  • MEAN

    November 12th, your word is: MEAN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_scZWmbqfY

  • MELT

    November 13th, your word is: MELT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKTpw3lhec

  • ACCIDENT

    November 13th, your word is: ACCIDENT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDSsKSoH4M

  • PHLEBOTOMY

    November 15th, your word is: PHLEBOTOMY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTL6ZXhzU78

  • INVISIBLE

    November 16th, your word is: INVISIBLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRbQ47Ge58

  • BELLIGERENT

    November 17th, your word is: BELLIGERENT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ9RtuUhvos

  • ALTOGETHER

    November 18th, your word is: ALTOGETHER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oADcUfsuTrI

  • BEAT

    November 19th, your word is: BEAT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyslmjO07Wc

  • BINGO

    November 20th, your word is: BINGO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6iYNFGkhaQ

  • LOBOTOMY

    November 21st, your word is: LOBOTOMY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4yrvmm_rL8

  • CHOCOLATE

    November 22nd, your word is: CHOCOLATE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ysLUZ5Ewwo

  • GUESS

    November 23rd, your word is: GUESS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2bM89XT7kY

  • LAMENTATION

    November 24, your word is: LAMENTATION. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-X1YLRyrgI

  • ACOLYTE

    November 25th, your word is: ACOLYTE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diXJazwDg1c

  • COVET

    November 26th, your word is: COVET. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxUglggIbP4

  • DEAD

    November 27th, your word is: DEAD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jvaEWD_d7A

  • TRUST

    November 28th, your word is: TRUST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyl1m0x6VSI

  • SUCKLE

    November 29th, your word is: SUCKLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoB4Ui0POUA

  • THRUST

    November 30th, your word is: THRUST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjJcYo_1CAQ

  • December 2011
  • PSYCHOPATH

    December 1st, your word is: PSCYHOPATH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvHps4awF3M

  • CLARIFY

    December 2nd, your word is: CLARIFY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7LLg1icBk

  • TOGETHER

    December 3rd, your word is: TOGETHER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojUaM0qGXUQ

  • DOODLE

    December 4th, your word is: DOODLE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcqgClazms

  • PREPARE

    December 5th, your word is: PREPARE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T4z86SsY3A

  • FANTASTIC

    December 6th, your word is: FANTASTIC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=698h6PYrFwo

  • LIGHT

    December 7th, your word is: LIGHT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-YFQS7U2Q

  • GENERATE

    December 8th, your word is: GENERATE. http://youtu.be/8SAZi8Oi0Ko

  • FARMER

    December 9th, your word is: FARMER. http://youtu.be/eRGMb_7e-fY

  • GRAPE

    December 10th, your word is: GRAPE. http://youtu.be/L2Nd6nMeFrY

  • LISTENER

    December 11th, your word is: LISTENER. http://youtu.be/P_ds9gyXiA8

  • DIRECTLY

    December 12th, your word is: DIRECTLY. http://youtu.be/4zJ4JNuD6jk

  • JET

    December 13th, your word is: JET. http://youtu.be/Tqi9ErSbtUc

  • METAPHOR

    December 14th, your word is: METAPHOR. http://youtu.be/yqtIsa62N6o

  • TINCTURE

    December 15th, your word is: TINCTURE. http://youtu.be/zFKKTO-R4mk

  • HITMAN

    December 16th, your word is: HITMAN. http://youtu.be/um3owiVGNqc

  • PASS

    December 17th, your word is: PASS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4GW8JU0Fxk

  • BORROW

    December 18th, your word is: BORROW. http://youtu.be/vEdqwUeNNJQ

  • DIFFICULT

    December 19th, your word is: DIFFICULT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POIrez8nuS4

  • CONCLUSION

    December 20th, your word is: CONCLUSION. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mifaSCCAOyE

  • PLUG

    December 21st, your word is: PLUG. http://youtu.be/qAMfUKZv2Q0

  • TOP

    December 22nd, your word is: TOP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAP7it4oTHA

  • PLEASE

    December 23rd, your word is: PLEASE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqHaJA0D_k

  • LIFESTYLE

    December 24th, your word is: LIFESTYLE. http://youtu.be/CZpJVbP0wyY

  • SHANK

    December 25th, your word is: SHANK. http://youtu.be/UXzGnOdiMJc

  • LAZINESS

    December 26th, your word is: LAZINESS. http://www.youtu.be/Buz7osGO9_c

  • DANGER

    December 27th, your word is: DANGER. http://www.youtu.be/77aqwCP-oE0

  • VERACITY

    December 28th, your word is: VERACITY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srUBC6bLJrA

  • BRUTE

    December 29th, your word is: BRUTE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D49uosWUiC0

  • PROBABLY

    December 30th, your word is: PROBABLY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUH1zCCriJk

  • ADOPTION

    December 31st, your word is: ADOPTION. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgviHGM6Xog

  • January 2012
  • APOCALYPSE

    January 1st, your word is: APOCALYPSE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8xuwDXWqM

  • POISON

    January 2nd, your word is: POISON. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN0XXDCadU8

  • HATE

    January 3rd, your word is: HATE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpXRotbJ638

  • BLAME

    Sage wisdom on where to assign it in today's gripping installment. January 4th, your wo ...

  • CONSUME

    An important message from our sponsors. January 5th, your word is: CONSUME. http://w ...

  • FOLK

    Some of the best gossip is heard while men fish. January 6th, your word is: FOLK. ht ...

  • DIRTY

    Does being poor make you sad? You may find solace in today's word of the day. January ...

  • WATT

    Good news, friends! Science is real. Find out more about the application of kinetic ener ...

  • LADY

    Monday is Ladies Night at Club Monaco. Get the scoop on all the deets in today's spine-ti ...

  • TEST

    Not all tests are pass/fail. Some are heartbreaking confirmations of our own human frailt ...

  • THIS

    Sometimes you just aren't feeling "it". And by "it," I mean this. Find out what "this" i ...

  • CRIME

    Ignorance of the law is no excuse for violating it. A powerful object lesson is available ...

  • BACKYARD

    Can you hear the agonized screams coming from out back? Find out what is suffering so in ...

  • HORSE

    If you're going to ride, ride the white horse. If you're going to listen, listen to the n ...

  • HOBGOBLIN

    Not your old run o' the mill goblin. Find out what makes this one so 'hobtastic' in today ...

  • SLIP

    Troubled by some of your parental unit's behavior? It could be worse. Find out how much w ...

  • ECSTASY

    Everyone wants a taste, but are you willing to do what it takes to achieve it? Carl is. ...

  • FUDGE

    Never stand between a man and his fudge. Never. January 18th, your word is: FUDGE. ...

  • MAYBE

    Maybe it's fudge, maybe it isn't. Who am I to judge? January 19th, your word is: MAYBE. ...

  • BONE

    Madonna has one of the strongest cores I've seen in any entertainer. January 20th, your ...

  • DOUR

    The moral of this sad tale is to never go to the park. January 21st, your word is: DOUR ...

  • FRENULUM

    Ripped from the pages of today's headlines, Carl teaches Doug a powerful lesson on followi ...

  • AWKWARD

    Do other animals feel shame for their misdeeds? If you've ever seen a dog lick his balls ...

  • DUCT

    By now you probably have heard that duct tape is worthless for taping ducts. But did you ...

  • LIBIDO

    My name is Guido. I only wear speedo to feed your libido. Also to shave a few seconds off ...

  • DUMB

    Feeling too good about yourself? You need to listen to today's dumb adjective immediately ...

  • ESPECIALLY

    One word, baby. Cujo. January 27th, your word is: ESPECIALLY. http://www.youtube.co ...

  • CLUB

    An important element in solving any problem is to learn what club means and then create on ...

  • ELBOW

    I want you to take the skin on your elbow and squeeze it as hard as you can. Weird, right ...

  • LOVELY

    If you know anyone who uses cellphones when they drive, you must make them listen to this ...

  • SICK

    A friendly mnemonic to teach you how to drink properly. Must be 21+ to listen. January ...

  • February 2012
  • DIRECTIVE

    Do you have a question for the Sex-Bot 2000™? Post it here and the Sex-Bot will answer. ...

  • FORTHCOMING

    Chapter Two in the Sex-Bot Chronicles. Chapter One can be heard here. February 2nd, yo ...

  • RUN

    Chapter Three in the Sex-Bot Chronicles. Why must we continue to persecute the Sex-Bots? ...

  • TITILLATION

    The Sex-Bot Chronicles continue in this, the fourth gripping installment. February 4th, ...

  • FIREFIGHT

    Chapter 5 of the Sex-Bot Chronicles. Meet the would-be pursuers of the renegade sex-bot i ...

  • DILDO

    Chapter Six of the Sex-Bot Chronicles. When sex-bots dream of electric sheep-o-trons. ...

  • NUTJOB

    The Sex-Bot Chronicles – Chapter Seven. Whatever happens in the cabin with the sex-bot, s ...

  • KINK

    Sex-bots never sleep, why should you? The Sex-Bot Chronicles continues with this, Chapter ...

  • GANGBUSTERS

    Chapter 9. Sex-Bot Chronicles. Meet Chaz Gunderson. The wunderkind behind your favorite ...

  • MAUDLIN

    Even people who just want to make other people happy can be real a-holes. Find out who-h ...

  • PEANUT BUTTER

    A special word of the day expressing some very personal feelings about this American tradi ...

  • IMPERMEABLE

    The Sex-Bot Chronicles is back with the most riveting chapter since Chapter 10, Chapter 11 ...

  • OCCUPY

    Occupy Wall Street. Occupy the Courts. Occupy My Backyard. And by all means, Occupy Cha ...

  • STORE

    Listen to the Word of the Day, Mad Libs™ edition. What else do you need to know? Febru ...

  • GRIMACE

    Las Crónicas del Sexo, Capitulo XIII. Checking in on the Chazmataz on his way to Hesperio ...

  • CARESS

    Sometimes, it takes a sexbot to teach us what it really means to be human. Sex Bot Chroni ...

  • MESSAGE

    Leave a message after the tone. If you've got the stones. February 17th, your word is: ...

  • BLOOD

    Things are finally coming together down by the docks. The Sex Bot Chronicles continue wit ...

  • SCUMBAG

    Robopimps, juiced up ladies, the ever present rain. This is the stuff nightmares are made ...

  • PUNCH

    An important public service announcement from Listen to the Word of the Day involving punc ...

  • HELL

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he wasn't real. The se ...

  • GUILT

    Feeling bad about something you did? So are we. Listen as we spit this gripping court-ma ...

  • PROTECT

    My car is protected by viper. Is yours? February 23rd, your word is: PROTECT. http: ...

  • OKAY

    Yipee! It's free! February 24th, your word is: OKAY. http://www.youtube.com/watch ...

  • ON

    Listen to the Word of the Day. Now with less TROUBLESOME COHERENCE™. February 25th, yo ...

  • JEANS

    Levi's™ 501 Shrink to Fit Clean Rigid. I'm soaking in mine. How 'bout you? A tender ref ...

  • SO

    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Either that or they ...

  • HEINOUS

    It's always the ones you least suspect. Usually it's your mom. February 28th, your wor ...

  • FINGER (NOUN)

    Raise the culturally appropriate offensive one(s) up into the air like you just done give ...

  • March 2012
  • COWBOY

    We held out for a good seven years, but LTTWOTD is finally "going for brokeback". March ...

  • MASCARA

    If it worked for Bowie, it can work for you too. But how? March 2nd, your word is: MAS ...

  • DREAM

    Psychodramatics are easily found Buried deep in the psyche of night's potent noun. Mar ...

  • AUTHORIZE

    A LTTWOTD speculatively fictional phone call. Welcome to the World of Day after Tomorrow. ...

  • FLAG

    Boss riding your ass at work? Listen to today's word for practical advice on how to deal ...

  • HANG

    hang * Mar 6th * Listen to the Word of the Day A morose mood hangs over the nation. Ge ...

  • INSULATION

    Troubled by excessive sound and/or heat? Sounds like a job for ... something that can mu ...

  • ASPHYXIATION

    Is there nothing that the Blue Cross/Blue Shield nurse hotline can't fix? No, there is no ...

  • GENTEEL

    Prepare to be serenaded by the most amazing love song in the history of love music. Craft ...

  • URBANE

    Prepare to be serenaded for the first time AGAIN by the most amazing love song in the hist ...

  • TURBINE

    Fond memories in this contemporary version of the childhood classic, "the three fishes." ...

  • INSANE

    This should surprise no one. March 12th, your word is: INSANE. http://www.youtube.co ...

  • BAG

    If you only listen to one friendly, happy, helpful message today, let it be this one. M ...

  • BELT

    Happy Birthday, Michael Caine, president of my heart. March 14th, your word is: BELT. ...

  • ZOO

    Celebrate this year's ides with a visit to the primate house. Or you could just look in a ...

  • FLAGELLATE

    When a problem comes along, you must whip it. March 16th, your word is: FLAGELLATE. ...

  • CRACKDOWN

    Fight for what you believe in. Consequences be damned! March 17th, your word is: CRACK ...

  • OBEY

    Obey your thirst. Or your hunger. Or your irrational desire for 4AM grout work. March ...

  • EVOCATIVE

    Yes, of course. We'd be happy to name your baby for you. March 19th, your word is: EVO ...

  • VITAL

    Tired of the gubbament cuttin' your programs? There is a reason. You can learn it in tod ...

  • MIMIC

    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Your estrogen must be blushing pret ...

  • ANSWER

    Sometimes you can be too precise. March 22nd, your word is: ANSWER. http://www.youtu ...

  • HARDCORE

    Listen to the Word of the Day to the max extreme. March 23rd, your word is: HARDCORE. ...

  • SHAM

    Commonwealth Flats flashback. Today's word is a straight rip off from an old Commonwealth ...

  • FLAGSHIP

    Trust the "man" from Gorton's. If you dare. March 25th, your word is: FLAGSHIP. htt ...

  • SAVAGE

    Don't worry about a thing. Unless you're a poodle. Then you should start freaking out im ...

  • NAUGHTY

    Ahh the good olde days. This is why I'm staunchly anti-progressive. March 27th, your wo ...

  • TASTY

    Who says long range reconnaissance missions don't have their perks? Seriously, who says th ...

  • HOMAGE

    Respect nature and nature will respect you. March 29th, your word is: HOMAGE. http:/ ...

  • STATELY

    Disrespect nature and nature will disrespect you. P.S. You'd do well to remember that n ...

  • PREDATORY

    Our three day exploration of the natural world reaches it's obvious and inevitable conclus ...

  • April 2012
  • FOOL

    Don't fool yourself. Let me do it for you. April 1st, your word is: FOOL. http://www ...

  • DOOR

    Just once I'd like to play a safe game of cat and mouse. April 2nd, your word is: DOOR. ...

  • SURRENDER

    Unfortunately, by posting today's word I am in fact messing with Texas. Allow me to apolog ...

  • FREAK

    Why is the freaks are always the calm ones? April 4th, your word is: FREAK. http://w ...

  • CLASSIC

    Did you know that listening to the word of the day increases your risk of carbuncles by ov ...

  • ORDER

    I order you to listen to today's word, puke. April 6th, your word is: ORDER. http:// ...

  • SUBJUGATE

    A gentle treatise on the subjectivity of perspective. April 7th, your word is: SUBJUGAT ...

  • VOLE

    A gentle treatise on the subjectivity of small rodents. April 8th, your word is: VOLE. ...

  • INDECENT

    If I only had a dollar for every time this has happened to me. April 9th, your word is: ...

  • CHUM

    Ahhh, spring is upon us as rosy cheeked cherubim sling love's crippling barbs far and wide ...

  • CRAPPER

    Thomas Crapper invented the ballcock. I have nothing to add to this fact. April 11th, y ...

  • COMBUSTIBLE

    Some of the best things in life are in fact free. Like burning stuff. April 12th, your ...

  • CELLOPHANE

    Who knew that sodium hydroxide soaked cellulose could be so damn sexy. April 13th, your ...

  • AD

    A very special behind the scenes peek at how the tense creative environment behind Listen ...

  • FEVER

    Some of my best friends are fever dreams, I just wouldn't want my daughter to marry one. D ...

  • PENDULOUS

    A word which needs no accoutrement, drooping or otherwise. April 16th, your word is: PE ...

  • GAM

    Our behind the scenes look at the show goes ever further behind the scenes in today's arch ...

  • SATIRE

    Learn all about the 2012 Federal PPOOPP Act and how it may affect your creative endeavors. ...

  • BORED

    Looks like somebody's got a case of the Thursdays! April 19th, your word is: BORED. ...

  • CHRONIC

    Still waters run deep. April 20th, your word is: CHRONIC. http://www.youtube.com/wat ...

  • WIGGLE

    Never let your guard down. Especially not for a wiggle dance. April 20th, your word is: ...

  • DELAY

    WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WORD IF YOU ARE A SYMPATHETIC GAGGER. April 22nd, your w ...

  • HEED

    Take care, citizen! Danger abounds! April 23rd, your word is: HEED. http://www.youtu ...

  • NUDIST

    Take care gentle journeyman for here there be dragons. Nudist dragons. April 24th, your ...

  • PROSTHETIC

    Let your prosthetic conscience be your prosthetic guide. April 25th, your word is: PROS ...

  • PERVERT

    Something's following Carl on his daily stroll through a blustery day. Join us for a parti ...

  • IMPLANT

    Open your mind … and your body. April 27th, your word is: IMPLANT. http://www.youtub ...

  • CAGE

    Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage. A thought-poem in three variations. ...

  • AVAUNT

    Sometimes, the best exclamations are also the least known old timey french exclamations. ...

  • MOTOCROSS

    For when the regular cross just doesn't get you fired up enough. April 30th, your word ...

  • May 2012
  • YURT

    SWM DDF SEEKS SMF or SMWMF in desperate hunt for pirate's booty. Must love yurts. May 1 ...

  • ENOUGH

    When normal folks run out of good idioms, bad things happen. Find out exactly what here: ...

  • WITHOUT

    I'd pay to see this. May 3rd, your word is: WITHOUT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= ...

  • LID

    Unscrew the lid to find the secrets hidden within. May 4th, your word is: LID. http: ...

  • HAMMER

    Too legit, too legit to quit. May 5th, your word is: HAMMER. http://www.youtube.com/ ...

  • ORB

    Listen to the Word of the Day finally speaks out on the hot-button topic of poetry. May ...

  • BAKED

    Mondays. 'nuff said. May 7th, your word is: BAKED. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0 ...

  • VIS-À-VIS

    Franco-preposition + Pink Floyd lyrics = Pure awesome. May 8th, your word is: VIS-À-VIS ...

  • FAIRY

    This one's for you, wee folk. May 9th, your word is: FAIRY. http://www.youtube.com/w ...

  • MOROSE

    Let's lighten it up with some positive affirmations in today's happtastic adjective. Ma ...

  • VICE

    LTTWOD has gained exclusive unrestricted access to go behind the scenes on Officer Phillip ...

  • SCAN

    Today's word is all about speculative fiction. Join us and see what things might look like ...

  • LADDER

    Mothers and sons and Fred Phelps too! It's a mad mad mad mad world. May 13th, your word ...

  • STARFISH

    It's the new dance craze sweeping the nation. Now do it! May 14th, your word is: STARFI ...

  • BATSHIT

    Just another day working at the exotic pet helpline. May 15th, your word is: BATSHIT. ...

  • BREATHTAKING

    Sometimes vistas can be TOO buena. May 16th, your word is: BREATHTAKING. http://www. ...

  • SCREAM

    The only therapy you need is found within your very own vocal cords. May 17th, your wor ...

  • PUT

    The Chancellor is beset upon by enemies. What brilliant stratagem will extricate him out o ...

  • WRONG

    We finally answer the timeless question: How many wrongs does it take to make a right? ...

  • TRY

    Wise wisdom from the folks. May 20th, your word is: TRY. http://www.youtube.com/watc ...

  • COROLLARY

    Science is real!!!! May 21st, your word is: COROLLARY. http://www.youtube.com/watch? ...

  • WICKED

    Please enjoy our Smurfs® The Wizard of Oz™ Tuesday Mashup. May 22nd, your word is: WICK ...

  • CONFIDE

    Some secrets are best left between you and your doctor. May 23rd, your word is: CONFIDE ...

  • SHAMBLE

    When placing your personal ad, LTTWOTD recommends radical honesty. May 24th, your word ...

  • TOOTHPICK

    What's that lodged between your teeth? Is it the mystery and wonder of the universe? Ma ...

  • INCUBATE

    You thought your job was hard? Try being POTUS for a day. May 26th, your word is: INCU ...

  • SPACESHIP

    Please enjoy this ridiculously long episode with a very special guest appearance by Ashton ...

  • HOOK

    Did you remember to wear shoes today? May 28th, your word is: HOOK. http://www.youtu ...

  • HYDRATING

    Learn the truth about why the banks are such jackholes in today's inflammatory noun. Ma ...

  • MODUS OPERANDI

    Two words for the price of one. Carl and Doug are back and trying to figure out what to do ...

  • WHO

    We finally answer the eternal question of who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp. ...

  • June 2012
  • SMEAR

    Rage week wraps up with a final smudge of unpleasantness. Jun 1st, your word is: SMEAR. ...

  • PARDON

    You don't need to ask for forgiveness, you need to beg. Jun 2nd, your word is: PARDON. ...

  • CANNIBAL

    An open letter to the fine young cannibals. Jun 3rd, your word is: CANNIBAL. http:// ...

  • TANGO

    Free door to door tango lessons. Inquire within. Jun 4th, your word is: TANGO. http: ...

  • ZEPPELIN

    They're coming back. You heard it here first. Jun 5th, your word is: ZEPPELIN. http: ...

  • INJECTION

    So many things to shoot into your body, find out exactly what in this summery fun time wor ...

  • VIBRAPHONE

    After a long day, wind down with the smooth vibrato of a finely tuned "you know what". ...

  • BLOB

    Sometimes the scary monster is you. Jun 8th, your word is: BLOB. http://www.youtube. ...

  • 'NEATH

    Get a great late start to your Saturday with a spooky poem. Jun 9th, your word is: 'NEA ...

  • CARPENTER

    Everything I know about Jesus, I learned from old Ministry songs. Jun 10th, your word i ...

  • POGO STICK

    The most dangerous toy. Jun 11th, your word is: POGO STICK. http://www.youtube.com/w ...

  • DIG

    The only way to escape the hole we're in is to dig our way out. Jun 12th, your word is: ...

  • TIP

    Buy low, sell high. You'll find an almost as valuable tip in today's value-added noun. ...

  • HORRIBLY

    Did you know that if you've listened to more than six Listen to the Word of the Day™ words ...

  • CATALEPTIC

    How deep can we cut public education before we hit the bone. We have the answer here. J ...

  • PUPPY

    A man and his dog, a tale as old as time. Jun 16th, your word is: PUPPY. http://www. ...

  • BLOWER

    Enjoy a sad tale of gardening and dogging. Jun 17th, your word is: BLOWER. http://ww ...

  • PITCH

    Sing a sea shanty and while you listen to this word. Jun 18th, your word is: PITCH. ...

  • LAWBREAKER

    We must all do what we think is right, consequences be damned. Jun 19th, your word is: ...

  • APOSTATE

    Today's word is a very personal one. I have recently been found guilty of apostasy in over ...

  • MISTREAT

    The golden rule cuts both ways. Jun 21st, your word is: MISTREAT. http://www.youtube ...

  • TOE

    Eenie meenie miney moe. Today's word is not very good. I don't care, I'm on vacation. J ...

  • MISCREANT

    We have so much to learn. Even from filthy little urchin boys. Jun 23rd, your word is: ...

  • CHAP

    They're ain't no chapstick strong enough for what ails this weirdo rockstar. Jun 24th, ...

  • TRAUMATIC

    Why are you always harshing my mellow, buttons? Jun 25th, your word is: TRAUMATIC. h ...

  • SOFTLY

    Great wisdom from a great dad relating the words of a great president of the greatest nati ...

  • EXISTENTIALIST

    Man's search for meaning begins and ends tonight. Jun 27th, your word is: EXISTENTIALIS ...

  • PAYDAY

    Now what you gonna do with those benjamins? Jun 28th, your word is: PAYDAY. http://w ...

  • OR

    Ready or not, here come the consequences of your actions. Thankfully with a beat. Jun 2 ...

  • COMMANDO

    Every commando needs inspiration. Jun 30th, your word is: COMMANDO. http://www.youtu ...

  • July 2012
  • MOTORBOAT

    A pleasant way to spend a beautiful day. Ridin' my motorboat. Jul 1st, your word is: MO ...

  • INTO

    Billy Ocean's first marriage was the inspiration for most of his wacky songs. That man has ...

  • HANKER

    Strange cravings abound here for pressed potato starch. CEOs beware. Jul 3rd, your word ...

  • LIBERTY

    Ring the bell for freedom people. Then listen to the word of the day. It's what Thomas Jef ...

  • HARM

    Which of these gentlemen is the real villian? Jul 5th, your word is: HARM. http://ww ...

  • HACIENDA

    Buenos dias e bienvenido a "Escuchar la Palabra del Día". Jul 6th, your word is: HACIEN ...

  • SPITE

    Ahhh, the gravy days of college. Let's eavesdrop in on on a couple of coeds between period ...

  • FINGER (VERB)

    Today we're going to play a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Also cops and robbers. Who's ...

  • VOYEUR

    A classic revisiting your two favorite characters. Sexbot 2000 and Doug the Pervert. We wi ...

  • THY

    Bible interpretation is fun. Jul 10th, your word is: THY. http://www.youtube.com/wat ...

  • FAILURE

    Oddly enough, tonight's word is also a total failure. Jul 11th, your word is: FAILURE. ...

  • FRIENDLY

    Great ideas for your next children's party entertainment abound within. Today's word is al ...

  • MALE

    More spiderclown buffoonery. I for one am captivated. Jul 13th, your word is: MALE. ...

  • FULLY

    A nice, sweetly musical word of the day. This one is good for the whole family. Jul 14t ...

  • COMMISSARY

    Time for a delicious lunch with Carl and Sharky. What's for dessert? Glad you asked. Ju ...

  • MARCH

    Question Authority? Jul 16th, your word is: MARCH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt ...

  • MATTRESS

    Just a friendly criminal chat down at the local eatery. Jul 17th, your word is: MATTRES ...

  • GODSPEED

    Working in sales will in fact make you a crazy person. Jul 18th, your word is: GODSPEED ...

  • ECONOMY

    Ahh, the fecund arena of modern political discourse. Has been much the same throughout the ...

  • FREE

    The UN has really made some odd choices in battling disease. Jul 20th, your word is: FR ...

  • BLACKBALL

    Yup, that about sums up the quality of our border security. Jul 21st, your word is: BLA ...

  • SANITARIUM

    This is why we rent. Jul 22nd, your word is: SANITARIUM. http://www.youtube.com/watc ...

  • GRANDMA

    Today's word is dedicated to my mother. The most badass nana I know. Jul 23rd, your wor ...

  • PINK

    Todays word is about exactly how government contracting works. Jul 24th, your word is: ...

  • LATE

    Today we learn the real reason why rabbits have so many babies. Jul 25th, your word is: ...

  • SECOND

    I will never be bored in a board meeting again. I second that. Jul 26th, your word is: ...

  • KOBOLD

    Today's word is very very long and probably not worth listening to. Unless you are a hobgo ...

  • CUDGEL

    John "Fatty" Mackelroy is in hospital when he receives a visit from Officer Mulrooney. The ...

  • GARBAGE

    The challenges facing a modern municipality can only be faced by a stout visionary. Jul ...

  • RATION

    Today we reverse imagineer what would have happened if Ripley had taken her mom along on t ...

  • FUCK IT

    In other words, don't panic. In other other words, it's no big deal. In other words, fuck ...

  • August 2012
  • TURRET

    Join us in an exciting recap of the previous episode of "Space Chef", a highly plausible f ...

  • INFLUENCE

    This is actually how government works now. Seriously. Aug 2nd, your word is: INFLUENCE. ...

  • COLLUDE

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 1 of 11: Dutch. Aug 3rd, your word is: COLLUDE. http ...

  • PLAYBOY

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 2 of 11: Doug. Aug 4th, your word is: PLAYBOY. http: ...

  • POPE

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 3 of 11: The Pope. Aug 5th, your word is: POPE. http ...

  • NECROMANCY

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 4 of 11: The Studio. Aug 6th, your word is: NECROMANCY. ...

  • MALEVOLENCE

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 5 of 11: The League. Aug 7th, your word is: MALEVOLENCE ...

  • SOUL

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 6 of 11: Cody Too. Aug 8th, your word is: SOUL. http ...

  • BULLET

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 7 of 11: The Final Spray. Aug 9th, your word is: BULLET ...

  • MINION

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 8 of 11: Dive. Aug 10th, your word is: MINION. http: ...

  • TWITCH

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 9 of 11: Traitor. Aug 11th, your word is: TWITCH. ht ...

  • LATTE

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 10 of 11: The Adorable Hand. Aug 12th, your word is: LA ...

  • CARL

    The End of the Word Saga, Verse 11 of 11: The End of the Word. Aug 13th, your word is: ...

  • EPILOGUE

    The End of the Word Saga: Epilogue. A brief message from Stuart Pliskin, LTTWOTD board ...